Faith Works 5-17-08
Jeff Gill

The Big Sit

With my wedding anniversary, our son’s birthday, and other family complications coming up this week, this column may be a bit of a muddle (as opposed to your other columns, some might ask?).

My best efforts are aimed at Highwater Congregational UCC on Dutch Lane, north of Granville and south of Homer, where Torie Front, their pastor, is graduating today from seminary! To help buffer a busy week of ordination interviews (I heard she passed) and the honor of preaching the baccalaureate service, I’m preaching their 8:30 and 10:30 am services tomorrow. (Then I get to come back into Newark for First Baptist, to preach a Memorial Day themed message next Sunday!)

What I have left over for y’all starts with a note from a pastor posted to a website for a company called “Church Chair,” thanking them for an excellent product:

“It was a very important decision and I wanted to do the right thing. In ministry you’re always balancing between providing the best at the most affordable price. Church seating is a big decision because the majority of a person’s church experience is spent there.”

Owwww. That may well be true, but to casually admit it feels a little awkward. The majority of a person’s church experience is spent sitting in a chair. I say again, owwww.

Torie has carried her sense of ministry from a seat in the sanctuary to a saddle and classroom desk set and a perch next to a hospital bed doing chaplaincy – not more seat time in church than elsewhere, I’m thinking.

Kudos to Central Christian Church in Newark, and their friends from Moss Point, MS, who drove up to join them in rebuilding the town of Greensburg, KS. I’m thinking a week spent in mission efforts (say 10 hours a day times 6, making 60) does a fair amount to balance out 52 hours of seat time in a sanctuary.

Hooray for Habitat for Humanity, with 20 years of work in Licking County, and about that many homes made available to families who put in their sweat equity, more than compensating for seat time between partners and founders like Ken Klatt and Richard Downs.

“Church seating is a big decision because the majority of a person’s church experience is spent there.” That may be true, and no one may be bragging about it, but I’m just thinking that any person of faith has good reason to want to work on swinging the balance back the other way.

Where do you spend your “church experience” time? If you bustle in a basement kitchen making ham loaf for a reception after the family gets back from the cemetery and the committal service, bless you; you don’t spend a majority of your time in a pew or modular seating. You’re lucky to sit down at all.

If your church experience is as a “Wood Samaritan” in a congregation like Centenary UMC in Granville, you may lean over a lathe as much as you sit back into a century old cherry wood pew. Nice pews, but still . . .

Planning this summer for autumn “Fifth Quarter” gatherings in area high schools, as some good folk in Licking Valley do each year, you lean against plenty of concrete block walls, but sitting is not part of the ministry job description there. “They also serve who only lean and nod . . .”

“Church seating is a big decision because the majority of a person’s church experience is spent there.” I’m not going to say that isn’t a true statement, but shouldn’t most of us feel convicted by those words, and want to make them less accurate?

There is a time for every purpose under heaven -- a time to be born, and a time to die; a time to set up chairs and a time to put chairs away; a time for gathering up seating arrangements, and a time to set such things aside, roll up your sleeves, and get to work showing forth God’s love.

Where do you spend most of your church experience?

Jeff Gill is a writer, storyteller, and supply preacher around central Ohio; tell him where you have your church experiences at knapsack77@gmail.com.

Notes From My Knapsack 5-18-08
Jeff Gill

Notes To a Commencement Speaker

Ralph Cicerone, president of the National Academy of Sciences, received an honorary degree from Denison University last weekend, and was the commencement speaker for the Class of 2008.

He seemed from a distance to be a charming and thoughtful man, who was aware of the significance of the day for the 5,000 family members crowded into the Mitchell Center on a rainy Mother’s Day afternoon. So he kept the focus on the grads and the future and the brightness thereof, without casting too many shadows across their still developing path.

That’s no doubt as it should be, but I’ll admit to wishing that, as one of our nation’s leading writers and scholars in the area of global climate change, Dr. Cicerone had said a bit more to the graduates on the way out the door on his subject and their future.

What I kept thinking about, looking across that mortarboarded band about to disperse to their jobs and job searches, Fulbrights and fellowships, to the Peace Corps and to parts of Wall Street, where they will trade abstract entities they can’t quite explain but can quickly price . . .

Dr. Cicerone reminded them that Americans use five times as much energy as other world citizens. That’s no doubt true, while the Department of Energy says the ratio is really six times global energy consumption.

I might prefer to point out that we have an energy deficit in this country that can’t be sustained, producing over 70 quadrillion BTUs while burning up 100 quadrillion of the little buggers. That other 30 Q comes out of our hide, financially, politically, and yes, to a certain degree, morally.

And while I take second place to no one, let alone the President of the United States, in my admiration of the marvelous powers of “switchgrass” (check transcripts of old State of the Union addresses), my trust in biofuels and geothermal and other uses of Greek prefixes to solve our energy needs someday is pretty minimal.

The greatest source of new energy resources in this country isn’t in ANWR or Athabascan oil sands or deeper mining of Wyoming coal. It’s in figuring out how to improve fuel efficiency in our vehicles and myriad other conservation techniques and tricks which can cut our energy consumption by a third with the speed we need. Is there any way to do that short of $200 a barrel oil and $7 a gallon gas? We’re running a brief pre-test of this question right now, and short-term declines won’t mean the test is cancelled.

Most of all, I wish the graduates had been challenged to think about the fact that they were about to radically change their carbon footprint just by leaving campus. Even if you didn’t live at the Homestead, or even go out once for a nice lentil casserole, you lived more energy efficiently by being part of a campus. Your energy consumption was much less than the American norm because you shared living space and transport issues and power generation and meal prep. The total carbon output of your everyday lifestyle is about to go back to the current American baseline of radically individualized, one person per car, separate residence, mower and trimmer in every garage, atomized and particularized personal gear for everything.

What choices can you make, Class of 2008, as you go out into the world, that would preserve some of the community and collaborative values that were yours for the having here on campus? To maintain even a portion of those shared advantages will, from this day forward, take intention and effort for you to put them at the center of your lives: will you make that effort?

Jeff Gill is a writer, storyteller, and supply preacher around central Ohio; tell him your story at knapsack77@gmail.com.